hey, you know what my all time favorite thing in the world is? People pretending to be dependable and then when you need them, they’re not there. Oh wait, I’m pretty sure that’s some people’s definition of a friend. Damn. Wish I would’ve realized that one a long time ago. Oh OH OH and you know what else I just die for? People who don’t know how to say no. Instead they’ll say ok or fine and as the word comes out their mouth, you see twitching and their skin turns blue. it’s great. i love it. so much. and then they catch a stank attitude with you when they couldve just said no! that’s the best part.