How long does methadone t…

How long does methadone ten mg pill stay in your system? – Question from ChaCha

Alright, this one is classic. Obviously they have a drug test coming up and they want to know if they’re going to fail it.

Here was my answer-

10 mg of Methadone stays in your system for about 6 weeks. It is one of the longer lasting medications… If you are worried about a dosage that you have take, please be sure to consult a doctor. Thanks for using ChaCha!
 
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what do you call someone …

what do you call someone that is fat and nasty married to the man of my life? – ChaCha question I received

I know many of you know about ChaCha service. You text a question to 242 242 and someone answers it. I’m one of those people. We’re called guides. ooo fancy, I know.

Anyhow, I’ve been doing it for a few years and boy do I come across some weird ass questions. So I’ve decided to post the super fantastic ones right on my blog. Lol. They’ll be posted as I get them as quotes or if it’s really good, I’ll make a post for it. LOL enjoy

 

You Mad Bro?

I think women are too emotional. Lol. But really. I find myself getting upset about dumb things or getting overly excited about something that’s not a big deal. Isn’t this scientifically proven that we’re too emotional? That’s not fair…

I don’t want to be angry all the time or over-analyzing EVERYTHING. It’s tiring! Ha. Ladies, if you’re reading this, don’t get offensive. In fact, you probably agree with me. It’s tiring huh?

And men, don’t think this is an open invitation to just rag on us all the time and be all “I told you so”.
No matter what, we will always hate when you tell us anything of the sort. So just smile and carry on with your day…

I’m just saying..I’m tired of trying to read people’s minds and figure out what they mean when they talk to me. Not saying that it’s my duty to try and figure them out, just stop being so damn cryptic. Are you angry? Say you’re angry. You mad bro? Say hell yea then! Lol.

Whatever..

I’m Afraid

Being foolish is knowing all the right answers but choosing the wrong one.
Being scared is having the courage to admit you’re afraid.

Beneath my brown skin lies flesh and bone
My blood runs pure, untainted by hate
Through my eyes, I stand alone
In this world, country, state
It frightens me that I am convinced
That truly only through death
Will our worst sins be rinsed
And we escape freely with our last breath
Secretly, we wait and hope
That when that day comes, we’ll be ready
And that our loved ones will manage to cope
And their trembling hands will once again steady

It sickens me to tears
To admit that of death, I am afraid
Because through my teachings of the years
It should be through God that I am saved
I should fear not the closing of my eyes
Or the leaving behind of this land
But embarrassingly to my demise
I can’t, I just can’t understand
How I am to be comforted by the unknown
To be happy about what lies ahead
All I know is what I’ve been shown
And that’s the fact that you live and then you are dead
I prefer not to be a pessimist
I’m merely speaking with my soul
And the true statement is this:
Getting to heaven is my goal
I know you may think me crazy
And that I have hit my head
But no, my memory isn’t hazy
I remember what I just said
I admit that I am afraid
Of what will happen later on in my existence
But because of all the times I have prayed
I accept faith with no resistance
Yes I have questions and am concerned
But with God my faith has stayed
And He’s taught me one of the greatest lessons I’ve learned:
Being scared is having the courage to admit you’re afraid