Uh Oh!!

Dear dear followers of Choco Sasquatch,I have been a dicktwat and haven't posted in a few days.MY BAD.I've had concerts, papers, and cuntnuggets to deal with, so I apologize. Pleas excuse my verbiage, I'm in a bit of a sassy mood, haha. Not in the "giiirl, you bess shut you uss up!" kind of sass … Continue reading Uh Oh!!

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Oh, I Wish

I wish I could dance like Beyoncé and Ciara.I wish milkshakes and meatballs was a diet plan.I wish the saying "it's raining cats and dogs" was literal.I wish I had every single magic power portrayed in the movies.I wish racism was a myth.I wish I didn't feel like a puddle of mud after I finish … Continue reading Oh, I Wish

Typical Friday at The U [School of Music Style]

Sometimes I have sucky days, and sometimes they rock. This Friday was pretty fun. It's SCARY AS HELL that I only have 2 weeks of school left... Then I'll be a graduate of the Frost School of Music at the University of Miami. fuck. Lol. I'm nervous and excited. So excited to have a piece … Continue reading Typical Friday at The U [School of Music Style]

Mama’s Birthday and Game of Thrones

Yesterday was my mama's birthday. She's 53 years young and doesn't look a day over 40. Really. Now I'm not nearly afraid to get older because I know I'm going to look damn good. Holla! lolAnyways, she kinda went HAM and partied 2 nights in a row, so now she's got a hangover. I gave … Continue reading Mama’s Birthday and Game of Thrones

Helloooo Out of Country People

I hardly check my stats for my blog, but today, I was moved and thought "what the hell, do it". So I did. And who the hell are yall in India and Russia viewing my blog?! Lol I LOVE IT! So I just wanted to take the time out to say a warm hello to yall. … Continue reading Helloooo Out of Country People

Bucket List – I Need Your Help!

Ladies, gents, and all those in between,I think it's time that I make a bucket list. Yea?! Let's face it; I'm about to graduate college and job hunt for a bit. Not too much to look forward to there! I want to get moving and do something! Funny thing is, I have no F'in idea … Continue reading Bucket List – I Need Your Help!