I wish I could dance like Beyoncé and Ciara.
I wish milkshakes and meatballs was a diet plan.
I wish the saying “it’s raining cats and dogs” was literal.
I wish I had every single magic power portrayed in the movies.
I wish racism was a myth.
I wish I didn’t feel like a puddle of mud after I finish doing my Insanity workouts.
I wish there were theme songs and music to everyday scenes of my life.
I wish my clothes would wash themselves.
I wish I could record every day with my eyeballs and play it back whenever I wanted.
I wish people answered when I called them instead of texting me.
I wish being silly was the norm and rude people were cursed with incessant explosive diarrhea.
I wish getting your bachelor’s degree meant you automatically get a job.
I wish people could read my mind so I didn’t have to tell them that I don’t like them.
I wish bullies didn’t exist and all awkward kids knew that I would be their friend.
I wish I could have spent a little more time with my dad before he passed.
I wish dinosaurs were still around because I’ve got a lot of homework it could eat. [“Sorry my dinosaur ate my homework”]
I wish I got paid to do dumb things like write posts like this and put a smile on someone’s face.
I wish you continue to read my blog, comment, like, and subscribe.
I wish you obey your Sasquatch.