Oh, I Wish

I wish I could dance like Beyoncé and Ciara.

I wish milkshakes and meatballs was a diet plan.

I wish the saying “it’s raining cats and dogs” was literal.

I wish I had every single magic power portrayed in the movies.

I wish racism was a myth.

I wish I didn’t feel like a puddle of mud after I finish doing my Insanity workouts.

I wish there were theme songs and music to everyday scenes of my life.

I wish my clothes would wash themselves.

I wish I could record every day with my eyeballs and play it back whenever I wanted.

I wish people answered when I called them instead of texting me.

I wish being silly was the norm and rude people were cursed with incessant explosive diarrhea.

I wish getting your bachelor’s degree meant you automatically get a job.

I wish people could read my mind so I didn’t have to tell them that I don’t like them.

I wish bullies didn’t exist and all awkward kids knew that I would be their friend.

I wish I could have spent a little more time with my dad before he passed.

I wish dinosaurs were still around because I’ve got a lot of homework it could eat. [“Sorry my dinosaur ate my homework”]

I wish I got paid to do dumb things like write posts like this and put a smile on someone’s face.

I wish you continue to read my blog, comment, like, and subscribe.

I wish you obey your Sasquatch.

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3 thoughts on “Oh, I Wish

  1. Dear Sass,
    Well, I think it’s fate your post caught my eye again. This wish list cracked me up. I WILL obey my Sass and like, comment and subscribe to her posts. I also totes wished clothes washed themselves. And even more than wishing bullying didn’t exist, I wish bullies could see in the future how bad they f*** up people’s lives and how badly they damage their victims’ psyches. And that they would have to pay for every therapist visit, every tear shed, every anti-depressant taken…

    <3!!!

    1. Haha, I’m glad you enjoyed it. Bullies really do have another thing coming. I’ve never really had a bad occurrence of bullying, but I have a little sister. I would punch a 14 yr old in a heartbeat if they dared mess with her lol..ok well maybe not but, I’ll make sure she would think twice before messing with my sister 😉
      In the end, though, bullies are messed up themselves and have deeper issues, so they’ll have to deal with therapists and shit as well haha

    2. Haha, I’m glad you enjoyed it. Bullies really do have another thing coming. I’ve never really had a bad occurrence of bullying, but I have a little sister. I would punch a 14 yr old in a heartbeat if they dared mess with her lol..ok well maybe not but, I’ll make sure she would think twice before messing with my sister 😉
      In the end, though, bullies are messed up themselves and have deeper issues, so they’ll have to deal with therapists and shit as well haha

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