Influencer’s Nostalgia

We strive to be such perfect beings
Constantly looking but never seeing

Convoluted, diluted, polluted
Instituted, muted, and rooted

How did we get here and where are going
Everybody is the captain without knowing

Take the perfect picture with the perfect caption
A chill day at the beach or something with a little more action

Like, like, like and share, share, share
Tag and embed; imposters beware

And I myself am guilty to an extent
But I meant what I said, and I said what I meant

 

Daily Yoga Attempt #1

On my Bucket List, I have down that I want to do yoga every day for one month. That’s going to be a feat! Of course I’ll start with beginner stuff. Maybe I’ll get good and have some cool ass yoga pics for yall.

Doubtful, but possible.

What I like to do all day, errday
What I like to do all day, errday. I gotta get motivated for yoga…

I think the reason I want to do this is because yoga is praised for being so self-rewarding, and I’d love to take part in that. Just as music is rewarding for the musicians creating the music rather than just the listeners. Yoga health benefits? That’s a plus as well, but to be quite honest, I just want to do those sweet as poses! hahaha, don’t judge me.

Sidenote: What’s up new followers? No, seriously, what’s up? You can talk to me. Imagine me as the instant best friend you never had (lmao).. I don’t bite; not virtually anyway. Whether you’re a passerby who clicked follow or you actually read my random shit each day, thanks for the L.O.V.E.

Let me go stretch…hahaha

 

C.S.

I. Hate. Hangnails.

How does this even happen?! I mean I know how it happens, but HOW!

It’s on my middle finger and hurts like a bloody mother funker. And no, I will not pull it off. Do you do that? How?! That hurts, too, Sweet Magdalene…
Haha, I’m a little baby, give me a break. I’d say my only options are to wait until it falls off or cut it off with nail clippers, but I haven’t the slightest idea where my clippers are.
My least favorite part is when it gets caught in my clothes and my hair. It’s literally bleeding right now. Well, if you can call a little spot of blood bleeding…

Hope you’re enjoying the posts. I don’t know how the hell I’ve gotten this many followers. Not complaining. I’m thankful. Keep commenting and I’ll keep being a fucktard.

C.S.

Liebster Award

Well gee golly, I’ve been passed the Liebster Award from Little Things. Thaaaank you and congrats on being an aunt! I had no idea this was a thing, haha, but am gladly participating. This award is for bloggers who have less than 200 followers but have got some good stuff to say! It’s a way of sharing interesting blogs with each other. Apparently the rules are:

1. Each person must post 11 things about themselves
2. Answer the questions that the tagger set for you
3. Create 11 questions for the people you’ve tagged to answer
4. Choose 11 people and link them in your post
5. Go to their page and tell them.

Alright, alright, alright my 11 things about me…hmmm..

  1. I have asthma
  2. white chocolate mochas and white chocolate mocha fraps are my favorite things from Starbucks
  3. I’m pretty sure I used to talk in my sleep…maybe I still do…
  4. I get cold easily
  5. I love the color blue
  6. I think odd numbers are cooler than even numbers
  7. bargain shopping is  one of my fave hobbies; I’d rather say I got something for mad cheap and it’s awesome rather than spend 10 times that amount for the same product
  8. Freakin love carrots
  9. The movie A Little Princess makes my heart melt
  10. When I cry, I do it in the shower
  11. I pray every night and throughout the day

And now 11 questions from Little Things:

  1. What makes you get out of bed every day?
    My alarm clock 😉  –but really. Class. Motivation to get my degree and do something with my life.
  2. If you could have any super power what would it be and why?
    I’ve always said I would want the power to acquire other powers. That way I could travel and collect powers. But if it had to be one, I think I’d want to fly.
  3. Besides the Liebster, what other award would you most like to win?
    I’d like to be representing an artist that wins a Grammy.
  4. What 3 things would you change about yourself if you could?
    I’d change the fact that I often take things the wrong way, change my want to always make people happy, and change how lazy I get sometimes lol
  5. London, New York or Paris?
    London; I would say Paris but I’d want to learn French first
  6. Name your guilty pleasure
    Crocheting and Honey Buns
  7. What was the last book you read?
    Thr3e by Ted Dekker
  8. What’s your favorite film of all time?
    ooo I don’t have 1 fave but I love V for Vendetta, Pitch Perfect, A Little Princess, The Sweetest Thing, and Young Guns
  9. How many times do you press “snooze” on your alarm clock in the mornings?
    Depends on the day, but normally twice
  10. Which decade would you like to go back to and why?
    90s. I miss the tv shows and simplicity of things
  11. What will be your answer to question number 11?
    My name Chocolate Sasquatch comes from the fact that I’m Black and I refer to Black people as Chocolate and Sasquatch because I put the SASS in Sasquatch and thing Sasquatch is pretty effin cool

My 11 bloggers I choose to pass this award to are [I don’t know if they have less than 200 followers but..]:

  1. Brice Maiurro
  2. Kayla Cruz
  3. Sam
  4. The Frogly Prince
  5. Curve Your Enthusiasm
  6. Fear of the Wild
  7. Hollis Plample
  8. Longonzo
  9. Jaclynn Lexi
  10. The Great American Memoir
  11. The Music Cove

And my 11 questions to my nominees are:

  1. Are you ticklish?
  2. What’s the easiest way to put you in a good mood?
  3. What song is the theme song of your life (or day today if you can’t think of one for life)?
  4. Do you believe humans are the only life on Earth?
  5. What was your favorite childhood game and did you ever eat Play-doh?
  6. What motivates you to blog?
  7. Are you a Facebook or Twitter whore? [btw I’m @dixonkpfb ]
  8. What made you start following my blog?
  9. Who’s the most influential person in your life?
  10. What’s the craziest thing you’d do for a million dollars?
  11. Do you sing in the shower?

There you have it, ladies and gents. Enjoy and be merry.

Helloooo Out of Country People

I hardly check my stats for my blog, but today, I was moved and thought “what the hell, do it”.

So I did. And who the hell are yall in India and Russia viewing my blog?! Lol I LOVE IT! So I just wanted to take the time out to say a warm hello to yall. Thanks for reading my weirdness 😉

 

EDIT:

We’ve got Austria and Canada, too now!

EDIT:

Nigeria (wow, really?!), Philippines, and Chile in the house!!

A Quick Thank You

I’ve been blogging since the Xanga and Myspace days, but never have I actually experienced the value of sharing thoughts with others, receiving feedback, and being a part of an online community of people who do the same. For once, I feel like there are at least a few people out there who read this thing and even respond! It’s a weird accomplished feeling that I now know thanks to you.

Yea, you. This aint a joke (though it is April Fools Day)!

But seriously, thanks for just having nothing better to do than have a lookypoo at my blog.
I appreciate it.

Happy Belated Easter.
Post about that coming soon…