Let’s Talk About Nancy

https://open.spotify.com/track/3Du2K5dLzmduCNp6uwuaL0?si=imIXewjkTr2TU9ZciXFCQQ You ever have that one person, that one person who always seems to say the most negative things? About everything? It's like damn B, you don't need to have an ugly ass personality to match your ugly ass face. Negative Nancy needs a new outlook on life. I've got a half-eaten Nature Valley bar … Continue reading Let’s Talk About Nancy

Chicken Wangs and Naked Thangs

Woops, there goes a drunk phone call to the one who makes my stomach hurt from laughing.A brilliant mistake. Like Sticky Notes. Our mix matched convo like picking a pair of socks in the dark. It's a debacle of humor and gore. No no no, you're not ready!Why is he naked eating chicken wings? Your guess … Continue reading Chicken Wangs and Naked Thangs

I Used to Think they were Liars

So, you know how people are always saying"oh SWEETIEPIE, you CHOOSE to be happy!" and "Things will get better!" or "It's not that bad!"Well, I'm still having a hard time trying to swallow that last one.But my point is, they're right. I guess. Look, I've probably been in every bad situation you can think of … Continue reading I Used to Think they were Liars