Chicken Wangs and Naked Thangs

Woops, there goes a drunk phone call to the one who makes my stomach hurt from laughing.A brilliant mistake. Like Sticky Notes. Our mix matched convo like picking a pair of socks in the dark. It's a debacle of humor and gore. No no no, you're not ready!Why is he naked eating chicken wings? Your guess … Continue reading Chicken Wangs and Naked Thangs

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Finally

I used to always think that some of the people I knew were so lucky because they would go out and have fun. I'd see pictures and hear them talk about their crazy nights. I would think they were so cool, lol.But why?Because they were doing what they wanted to do. They had priorities and … Continue reading Finally

Too Early

I know I wanted to be at work early today but my goodness. I didn't mean to be an hour early! The hell was I thinking... I guess when they said the time doesn't account for daylight savings, they meant "just bring your ass at the time it has listed" I definitely need some coffee. … Continue reading Too Early

Summer

Summer is here. That means more time with my younger family, ice cream, and movies. It also means time to learn which college friends are going to keep in touch. What a test, what a test. I will do my part... Summer. I freakin love summer. I get to read books for pleasure, not for … Continue reading Summer