You’re Not The Shit Nor Do You Know Everything

You want to know what my favorite thing is? And by favorite, I mean I want to cunt punt every human who does this…

My favorite thing is when people ask me about school and what I’m majoring in and then ask me what I want to do with my music business degree; I then tell them I want to go into artist management and they then proceed to tell me I’m doing the wrong thing, going into a lost cause, will never be successful because it’s so hard, yadda yadda yadda.

“Fuckin shut up” is my response. You don’t think I know it’s hard? You don’t think I spent 4 YEARS in COLLEGE to learn the ins and outs of the industry as well as interned for the largest fucking talent agency in the world (since I’m interested in talent agent career as well) and didn’t learn anything? Just because you have worked with some washed up artist who had maybe one successful collab with a half-known artist doesn’t make you Diddy, you dicktwat. I am just livid. I cannot stand people who think they know everything about the industry. If you know so much, why don’t you save it? Save the industry! Make all its problems disappear with all that knowledge of yours.

These people probably have no damn idea what hard work, sacrifice, networking and intelligence is and how far it can go. I have that. I live that. And that’s why it will make me feel just that much more accomplished when I’m living happily and have a successful music business career. These silly cunts think being a producer is the only job in the industry to be had and that every Jane Doe can be a producer.

Do us all a favor and casually trip down a flight of stairs. Or maybe even get clotheslined by a spiked rod to impair your vocals so you can’t talk anymore. Fuckin skeez.

Helloooo Out of Country People

I hardly check my stats for my blog, but today, I was moved and thought “what the hell, do it”.

So I did. And who the hell are yall in India and Russia viewing my blog?! Lol I LOVE IT! So I just wanted to take the time out to say a warm hello to yall. Thanks for reading my weirdness 😉



We’ve got Austria and Canada, too now!


Nigeria (wow, really?!), Philippines, and Chile in the house!!